Swansea City

Abbreviated Match Report: Swans 0 v 0 Millwall

Different Big Cat, same result as Saturday. Another goalless draw. Another two points dropped at home. The good news is that apparently we are working our way to the next stage – where we score a goal. That’ll be nice. To be fair, we have managed it once in our

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Pre Match Musings: Swansea City v Millwall

After eyeing the Tigers on Saturday, it’s the second half of the Big Cat Double Bill as Swansea City take on the Lions at the DotCom. The Tigers from Hull were hunted down but eventually let off the hook, and now the Editor ponders over whether the Swans will meet

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Match Report: Frustration as Tamed Tigers Hold Out

The Swans went hunting for big game and Championship points, but although they tamed some Tigers they could only bag a single point on the count of frustratingly firing blanks… Overview It was one of those days for the Swans, summed up by a Grimes free kick tipped onto a

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Abbreviated Match Report: Swansea City 0 v 0 Hull City

The Swans did their best impression of a street punk – could easily have been nicked for “possession” as they played keep ball, but never likely to be pulled in for murder as a lack of any urgency or aggression played into Hull’s hands. There were home debuts for Rhys

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Pre Match Musings: Swansea City v Hull City

The Swansea City season gets a soft reboot with a trio of new signings available, an international break behind them and Hull City in front of them. Has the two weeks on the training field erased the bugs in the Sexy Russ programme or will the Tigers have too much…byte…for

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Abbreviated Match Report: Preston 3 v 1 Swansea City

Going into the international break the Swans will have to do some deep soul searching after this crushing defeat at Deepdale. Just like the 3-1 loss to Stoke it’s not the scoreline that hurts, it’s the manner of it with the Swans falling to more pieces than an Adebayo Akinfenwa

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Pre Match Musings: Preston North End v Swansea City

Swansea City have put their chastening experience against Stoke behind them and Russell Martin’s men have momentum behind them with two wins on the spot. But today’s opponents can tell a similar story and are just one point behind their visitors in the fledgling Championship table. Can the Swans experience

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100 Word Week: 16th-22nd August ’21

A short, sharp look back at the past week in the world of Swansea City Football Club in exactly one hundred words…. Martin’s Men went from vanquished to victorious within a few days. Patience was a forgotten concept as a home surrender to Stoke played out to a backing track

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Abbreviated Match Report: Bristol City 0 v 1 Swansea City

Nigel Pearson could be heard launching into another “ostrich” rant as his Robins had their wings clipped by highly motivated Swans. The Robins flew out of the traps and once again Steven Benda did his best to tease his opponents by giving them the ball in a dangerous area, only

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Abbreviated Match Report: Swansea City 1 v 3 Stoke

The Swans got stuffed. The football was as sexy as Anne Widdecombe wielding a rubber truncheon whilst stepping out of her see through pink teddy.  I mocked Sam Clucas – he scored. And trolled Swans fans. Again.  I don’t want to talk about it anymore. Case closed.  Good night. This

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