Abbreviated Match Report

Abbreviated Match Report: Swansea City 0 v 0 Hull City

The Swans did their best impression of a street punk – could easily have been nicked for “possession” as they played keep ball, but never likely to be pulled in for murder as a lack of any urgency or aggression played into Hull’s hands. There were home debuts for Rhys

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Abbreviated Match Report: Preston 3 v 1 Swansea City

Going into the international break the Swans will have to do some deep soul searching after this crushing defeat at Deepdale. Just like the 3-1 loss to Stoke it’s not the scoreline that hurts, it’s the manner of it with the Swans falling to more pieces than an Adebayo Akinfenwa

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Abbreviated Match Report: Bristol City 0 v 1 Swansea City

Nigel Pearson could be heard launching into another “ostrich” rant as his Robins had their wings clipped by highly motivated Swans. The Robins flew out of the traps and once again Steven Benda did his best to tease his opponents by giving them the ball in a dangerous area, only

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Abbreviated Match Report: Swansea City 1 v 3 Stoke

The Swans got stuffed. The football was as sexy as Anne Widdecombe wielding a rubber truncheon whilst stepping out of her see through pink teddy.  I mocked Sam Clucas – he scored. And trolled Swans fans. Again.  I don’t want to talk about it anymore. Case closed.  Good night. This

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Abbreviated Match Report: Blackburn 2 v 1 Swansea City

Reality bit and bit hard at Ewood Park as Russell Martin’s first week as Swans boss ended with self-inflicted defeat to Blackburn. It bit so hard you’d swear reality had borrowed Esther Rantzen’s teeth just for the job! There was the promised oodles of possession to begin with but the

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