Abbreviated Match Report: Swansea City 1 v 3 Stoke
Nigel Davies
August 18, 2021
The Swans got stuffed. The football was as sexy as Anne Widdecombe wielding a rubber truncheon whilst stepping out of her see through pink teddy. I mocked Sam Clucas – he scored. And trolled Swans fans. Again. I don’t want to talk about it anymore. Case closed. Good night. This