Abbreviated Match Report: Swansea City 1 v 3 Stoke

The Swans got stuffed. The football was as sexy as Anne Widdecombe wielding a rubber truncheon whilst stepping out of her see through pink teddy.  I mocked Sam Clucas – he scored. And trolled Swans fans. Again.  I don’t want to talk about it anymore. Case closed.  Good night. This

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